Halloween, magnificent, glorious, and a month late?
As you can see, this is the thing of nightmares. Luckily my wife prevailed upon me to not be Zombie Montana, as that definitely would have garnered a few tears from my nieces.
Oh but it doesn't end there, not a bit. I kept the maliciousness going. I then stole and for most of the night kept. Little Bo Peep's sheep, she didn't seem particularly heart broken about it, but there was relief when she was reunited with it later that evening.
See the joy? The only reason the sheep was returned, had to do with a greek goddess.
Who, incidentally, helped me up my depravity when I seduced her later that evening. Never before had it been so awesome to be destroying childhood icons and memories.
So there you have it. I was bad, and it was fun. Beware, for this may happen again next year!