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December 12th, 2007....:_: Wednesday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: A small but hopefully funny update


:_: Time of now :_:
3:07 pm

.:Mood:.  :_: amused :_:

.:Music:.  :_: Keoki - Majick (D'Still'D Remix) :_:

First, I received a spam message in one of my domain accounts a month or so ago.  This subject, YOUR NEW BIGGER PENIS WILL ARRIVE IN 3-4 MONTHS!!!!!!
Awesome, except my brain immediately thinks, they should really change shipping companies, because even USPS is faster than that.

Next, here is what I would think an amusing AIM convo would go

Jessica Simpson: I want to be respected here!
Hollywood: Tits or GTFO!
Jessica Simpson: Will you respect me in the morning?

You know you wanna see where this is head I know you do, it's like a train wreck! )

Yeah I amuse myself sometimes, a more serious post coming up soon.
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October 19th, 2007....:_: Friday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Updatin is liberatin!


:_: Time of now :_:
12:36 pm

.:Mood:.  :_: Pretty stellar, thanks for asking :_:

.:Music:.  :_: Keoki - Crash (DJ Dan Remix) :_:

Or some such nonsense.
Well it's been a while and things have changed drastically. )
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July 27th, 2007....:_: Friday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Ugggggggh, sleep needed


:_: Time of now :_:
11:50 am

.:Mood:.  :_: ready for a nap :_:

So yesterday started out as every other day does. I crawl out of bed, try to get ready quickly and mooch a ride off my wife to the bus stop. Read more, you know you want too )Still, Im happy, and my daughter is showing me how well I taught her, when it comes to pestering and tormenting those you love.
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July 13th, 2007....:_: Friday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: W T H! Seriously W T H!


:_: Time of now :_:
3:23 pm

So good ole Christian values dictate that we be rude to all other faiths, as that is the way to lead people into righteousness. This is just disgusting, and makes me want to pummel a random christian fanatic.

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January 16th, 2007....:_: Tuesday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Insomnia...I see things you can't!!!!


:_: Time of now :_:
12:06 pm

.:Mood:.  :_: pensive and well needing s

.:Music:.  :_: Fatboy Slim - Going Out Of My Head :_:

So here we are again with my update of the year.
I've been apathetic and just plain grumpy lately.
To everybody I haven't really made much effort to keep in contact with I apologize, it's just been a rough couple months. let me start with the bad as it is a tale of woe and near depressive catatonia. Seriously, I wouldn't lie about this, I mean it's teh internetz!!!!
Well Nov passed )
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August 28th, 2006....:_: Monday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: One day Im gonna rule the world, and won't even know it


:_: Time of now :_:
2:18 pm

.:Mood:.  :_: giddy and crap :_:

So today is well my first day of school in a long while. I wasn't too excited until I got on the bus today, now Im in full nerd mode. Im giddy that my Programming Logic class is gonna be a breeze, it also makes me giggle as the teachers mannerisms and his way with jokes reminds me of my father, programmers must all be from the same cloth I spose. Im pretty much done with my first weeks HW in my Distance Learning Course and 1 more class today and Im done for the day, this class will also be ending Oct 1 and my Distance Learning Course will end Nov 1. Kill me self at first and relax near the end right?

What is gonna get me in trouble shortly is my lack of having a work study job right now. That and my slip into oh well I don't really need to worry about money. You know the whole once your in school you just don't worry about money anymore. Now I see why H was never worried about finances while she finished school. It's just easy to slip out of stress mode for it.

I missed my reunion this weekend, and thus actually missed a few people I wanted to see. But I got to see the most important one. I forgot how much she impacted my life in HS and how much she beat me and didn't listen to my sage advice. Oh she knows now.

Kiddo is doing great except when extremely tired, then it's fit city. We are also thinking of ways to raise funds to get her into a private school for Kindergarten next year, instead of having to wait that extra year because she was born a little later than APS likes. She is finally at the OMFO you make me laugh so hard you big nerd you! It's great, we also hit the zoo and Aquarium last weekend it was fun except now she is afraid of the large insects in the wonderland garden or what ever it is called. Who ever taught her to be afraid of bugs I want to kick.

Heather is still working hard and trying to keep me from going off the deep end as we approach the end of our lease and we can't seem to find decent land lords in houses. Nor can we beat off some of the money bags folks who we've lost houses too. :(

By the by, anybody have a queen size box spring we can have? Ours has died a horrible and painful death and I would really like to be able to sleep on my bed and not the futon in the living room anymore. Welp that's my minor update.
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July 25th, 2006....:_: Tuesday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Long awaited Update


:_: Time of now :_:
2:15 pm

.:Mood:.  :_: Confused, irrate, bummed :_:

.:Music:.  :_: DJ Rap - Fuck With Your Head :_:

Alright, so I've put this off along enough. I apologize, as I have made many empty promises and not fulfilled them. Friends, I am sorry, for this I should be flogged with wet noodles and smacked with wet kittens. Fetishes aside, it is time I inform you all of what is happening in my life. Prepare to be bored, fall asleep, wake up hear droning from my journal, fall asleep again, enter the 7th circle of hell and wake up refreshed and still clueless as to what is going on in my life. Sounds like a plan? Alright here we go then.
I have no job, I have no chance... )
School's for fools.... )
My tragically smart child is moving up )
Prepare for anti-Semitism... )
Now today Saudi king offers Lebanon $1.5bn  "Experts estimate the damage to the Lebanese economy at around $2bn, with investors and tourists fleeing, and believe that the government is set to lose out on $600m in earnings." This also with a statement of "Saudi Arabia warns everybody that if the peace option fails because of Israeli arrogance, there will be no other option but war," he was quoted as saying by state media.  Wow I kinda agree with that statement, and get a bit angry at the figures of lost revenue that Lebanon will face.
I am leaving these outside of the cut so you can read them without reading the whole of the conflict and my comments about it.
Here is a story of a family trying to get out of the fighting
And again Israeli forces are accused of using underhanded tactics
Good ole cluster bombs
'Human shields' used again?
It just sickens me and makes me mad. I am not looking for flames I am looking for opinions which can be presented in a rational manner, and possibly just hoping to inform those who may not be aware of what is going on.
Something less touchy )
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June 28th, 2006....:_: Wednesday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_:


:_: Time of now :_:
9:25 am

.:Mood:.  :_: awake and almost happy :_:

.:Music:.  :_: Computer hum and smoek smell :_:

Just because I don't have enough time at work to get a real post goin
And for testing purposes

Poll #757922 Should I post?
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Should I post something more than this?

View Answers

Uhhhh YEAH!
6 (60.0%)

Yes
1 (10.0%)

Maybe? I don't know, I really don't feel I should tell you what to do
2 (20.0%)

No
1 (10.0%)

No way, you think I read this tripe?
0 (0.0%)

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June 6th, 2006....:_: Tuesday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Update?


:_: Time of now :_:
9:38 am

To update or not to update?
Who knows
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May 18th, 2006....:_: Thursday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: fos


:_: Time of now :_:
2:30 pm

.:Mood:.  :_: giddy :_:

.:Music:.  :_: The Reckoning - Godhead :_:

FoS


Help [info]aic_weirdo and I crush the infidels that dare oppose our heroes!
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May 4th, 2006....:_: Thursday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: SCHWEET!!!! POWER!


:_: Time of now :_:
4:01 pm

.:Mood:.  :_: tired :_:

So my hosting account just got upgraded with more bandwidth and more space!!!!
w00t!
Mail seems to be working as of now, however my site will be down for the next 4 hours.
Had to move to a new server for this to take effect. Bum deal, but when it is resurrected it will be better, faster, stronger!

Gooooo webby site. How is everybody by the way?
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December 30th, 2005....:_: Friday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Common Windows Errors and hopefully fixes


:_: Time of now :_:
10:55 am

Cut to save your friends list )
These seem to be the most common questions asked , I am marking this as a memory in my memories and xposting to [info]gimp_users. If anybody has a problem not on here or might want some more common problems, I am more than willing to help and see if I can find an answer and edit this entry.
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October 7th, 2005....:_: Friday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Random Update


:_: Time of now :_:
11:28 am

.:Mood:.  :_: giddy :_:

.:Music:.  :_: Chemical Brothers - Block Rockin' Beats :_:

My pants make me feel sexy today.

That is all.
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September 16th, 2005....:_: Friday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Real update to follow....sometime


:_: Time of now :_:
2:47 am

.:Mood:.  :_: fun :_:

.:Music:.  :_: BT - Simply Being Loved (Somnabulist) :_:

Comment and.....
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.
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June 3rd, 2005....:_: Friday :_:

:_: Whot it's about :_: Eating my mind


:_: Time of now :_:
2:35 am

.:Mood:.  :_: better, much, much better :_:

.:Music:.  :_: Pantera - Where You Come From :_:

I stand at an edge.
I jump....eyes closed.
I fly towards whatever waits.
Ready....finally ready.

I think I've needed these past few months to relearn who I am.
Unfortunately it's been at the expense of my wife and daughter's sanity.
I have emerged from the crucible so to speak.
Not really better...
Nor even fixed.
Just with a better understanding of who and what I am.

So out of the poetic touchy freely part of said post.  Onto things I've found amusing lately.
First, I have an infection in my tear duct )
Boring medical woes )
On a lighter note apparently bumble be is a euphemism trailer park
Check it out, really!
And its is the 45th Anniversary of our right to an attorney!!!!!
Celebrate and invoke that right tonight!
Out out out out!
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